Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Hey Zebra! Is Your Rulebook in Braille?

TO makes a catch and is shoved out, but you ruled it incomplete.

The next play Matt McBriar gets levelled, and you looked the other way.

Roy Williams horse-collars a receiver, you give him a 5-yard facemask instead.

You completely ignore Newmann's late-hit out-of-bounds ON THE SAME PLAY.

Buffalo's right Tackle is caught on-camera holding defenders by the jersey repeatedly,
you spent your time wiping your glasses.

TO has a defender hanging all over him, his BACK to the ball, during the two-point try.
You never flinched. Instead, you waited til both TO's feet hit the ground, ball-in-hand (at which point the play is technically over), and rule pass incomplete.

So we look-up oxymoron in Webster's dictionary:
Military Intelligence
Postal Service
Jumbo Shrimp
Buffalo Bills Officiating

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Yea, Tony Romo had a crapola game. 'Nuff said.
Cowboys still won. 'Nuff said.
Craziest nail-biter in MNF history. 'Nuff said.

We got the kinks out, still have a goose-egg in the loss column.
Bring on the Hatriots!

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